So men out there..please take the hint and don't participate in the following:
1. Air out all your relationship (or lack thereof) drama through your status
2. If a cutie like myself sends you a message, please write back..asap preferably.
Now the whole basis of this blog is for me vent about the random things in my life..so here goes.
So here is crisis #1: The "emotional, too much information, dramatic, time to grown up" lameo facebooker (yes lameo, if that's even a word)
Yes, I'm single and looking, but if I hit a brick wall and decide that a relationship isn't for me..Trust me..the last thing I'm going to do is air out my retirement to the social networking world. I really don't see the need to update your Facebook about why or why not things aren't working out for you on especially when you are a grown ass adult. It's called life so pretty much nobody cares. Please do us all a favor and act your age, because it's unattractive and just plain ol stupid. I noticed a post the other day and immediately I texted my bestfriend about it. Both of us were left with this look:
Her response to my text was, "Giiiirrrrrrllll!! WTF?!?!? Okaaaayyyy?? (Birds chirping in my head from confusion smh)
The last time I checked you were almost 30 years old so it's about time to hang up the emotional statuses about your relationships...well lack of in this case. So if you decided to retire from the game please just have a little one on one in your bathroom mirror about it all verses taking up my newsfeed with the most ridiculous relationship status update I have ever seen. Thanks :)
Oh and ps....It also included those damn # symbols in it too. I mean really?!?!?! Come on now. It's Facebook, not Twitter..let's not combine the two. Plus everytime I see one in a status I give it the stank eye.
Crisis #2: "THE IGNORING HOTTIE"
So I met a nice guy a couple of months ago. I ran into him out one night a few weeks back and he invited me out to the restaurant where he works and promised me unlimited cheddar biscuits, but I have yet to make it in. So after some facebook stalking (yes I'm guilty of it) I find him and send him a message saying:
July 24 at 12:51am
I still haven't forgotten about you...I plan on making it into Red Lobster soon for my cheddar
biscuits. lol. Hope youre doing great.
Current time check just for the record: July 26 11:49 am and still no reponse.
I noticed this morning after checking my message repeatedly over the last couple of days that he has changed his profile picture MEANING...he saw my message and didn't respond. The nerve of him. Pffff! Forget HIM and those damn DELICIOUS cheddar biscuits.
Unlimited or not..I will get my damn biscuits.
I don't think any of this is meant for me to understand, but I suppose that's okay. All I can really do is laugh, because it's funny as hell. Hopefully my prince charming won't be an emotional facebooker or a cheddar biscuit offering waiter who ignores my facebook messages.
That's all for now.
As always.
Stay True. Be True.
court.lanae
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